Herro and welcome to Anthony Crifasi's campaign for Philosopher King on the World-Wide-Web.



Herro! I'm Anthony Crifasi, and I want your vote!
Be sure to go to the poll and cast your vote. (If you are a resident of Louisiana please vote twice!)

First, I would like to set the record straight. The following picture of me mocking walruses and endorsing "ProStar" computers is obviously a forgery! In truth, I love walruses - they are delicious, especially with a good oyster sauce.



Lies, all lies!!


Some of my favorite Books:
Any good comic book
That yellow one on phenomenology
How to Discover Your Psychic Powers
Beyond Good and Evil

Favorite Movies:
Rumble in the Bronx
Jackie Chan's First Strike
Super Cop
Beverly Hills Ninja
Microcosmos
Amazon Women on the Moon
Power Rangers
Sense and Sensitivity

Some of my favorite links:
WWF
Stone Cold Steve Austin
My favorite computer company
Movie Reviews - The "A List"
More Movie Reviews
What does Yahoo have to say about Thai perversion?
Flat Tax Page
My home state
My alma mater (though they may not admit it since I did not finish reading any of the Great Books.)
The only graduate institution to recognize my true genius (even though they didn't know I didn't have my master's.)
Little Dog Gallery

Hobbies:

Photographing small dogs
Sleeping
Getting attacked by my ex-girlfriend
Getting posessed by my computer

Questions? Comments? Product endorsement offers? If you'd like to tell me what you think of me or my web site, send your comments to: crifasi@flash.net

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